I'm feeling a bit whimsical at the moment, and I took my title from the old SNL sketch. Some quotes from Steven Wright-
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
I have an existential map. It has "You are here" written all over it.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
If toast always land butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
